No Boys Allowed!

Apr 18

Month 5 ( or 6 ) lost count

The male burly bear is still attracted to the gay ass unicorn….

I love you. 5 months may not seem like a lot of time but it’s a pretty big chunk of time to be with someone. Overall it’s the best part of my life and I get to share it with someone I love very much. And though it may not be much, I still want it to be the very best thing to ever happen to us. Happy 5 months ( or 6 ) lost count. I love you dearly. @alphiejayy

Apr 18

Reblog if you dont shave your legs everyday.

my-herbal-journey:

I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.

Apr 18
Apr 18
alphiejayy:

Helped a little old lady today
She said I had a beautiful smile lol

alphiejayy:

Helped a little old lady today
She said I had a beautiful smile lol

Apr 17
Apr 17
harryorgans:

me surfacing to steal your man

harryorgans:

me surfacing to steal your man

Apr 17

Anonymous asked: How big is your dick?

harryorgans:

Have you accepted the Lord Jesus Christ as your Savior?

Apr 17

harryorgans:

how i get all the boys at the club

Apr 17

Anonymous asked: Is your nose always that flat and wide or only when you smile?

harryorgans:

Your dad said my nose was sexy as he was sucking my dick. And who are you to discredit the words of your father?

Apr 17

harryorgans:

You guys are pretty funny for a bunch of middle aged men posing as a bunch of kids

Apr 15

I don’t like it….

Half the shit I see I don’t like and the other half I don’t see, I worry.

Apr 15

Ugly and blah

I saw a picture today of myself and few coworkers that was taken for easter and I haven’t felt so ugly that it depressed me in just that moment. I still feel the affects of seeing that God awful picture. I don’t feel or think I’m very attractive to begin with but that just really upset me.

Apr 14

Booty

alphiejayy:

tydelrey21:

Ever feel your butt after a shower and think omg it’s so fucking smooth…..spend like an hour caressing your ass like its a precious thang…..

Ralf come squeeze my butt….

On my way

Yaaaaasssssssss

Apr 14

Booty

Ever feel your butt after a shower and think omg it’s so fucking smooth…..spend like an hour caressing your ass like its a precious thang…..

Ralf come squeeze my butt….

Apr 13
alphiejayy:

tydelrey21

Boy bye, those invitations are about to be void….

alphiejayy:

tydelrey21

Boy bye, those invitations are about to be void….