No Boys Allowed!

Aug 31

methhomework:

the fault within our star was so romantic

Aug 31

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

sixpenceee:

Before I get into it, just know the pictures just serve as visual representations, not actual pictures

Okay so anyway, evidence for this theory is the following:

THE FACT THAT HUMANS ARE SO HAIRLESS: 

Only two kind of habitats give rise to hairless animals, an aquatic one and a one below the ground (a naked mole rat for example)

.The suggestion that humans have become hairless to prevent overheating has been rendered false because hair can act like a defense against the sun.

This is why camels retain their fur even in the hot dessert environment. 

OUR FAT CELLS

We have ten times the number of fat cells as expected in an animal our size. Only two types of animals have large fat cells: hibernating and aquatic ones. 

In hibernating it’s seasonal fat, but in aquatic it’s all year round. It’s unreasonable to think that we evolved this feature in land because large fat pockets would have just slowed us down. 

Primate babies are always born slender, but human babies start to develop fat even before birth. 

WALKING ON TWO LEGS

So we’re the only mammals that have developed bipedalism. This is a surprise, because walking on 2 legs vs. walking on 4 legs is very disadvantageous. It’s slower, unstable, our organs are vulnerable to damage.

One theory is that if our habitat was flooded, we’d have to walk on two legs to keep our heads above the water.

The only animal who has ever evolved a pelvis like ours, the swamp ape, used this method. 

BREATHING

We have conscious control over our breathing. Ever other land animal doesn’t. Mammals like dolphins and seals also conscious control because it tells them how deep they are going to dive and they can estimate how much air they need to inhale.

OTHER DIFFERENCES

Our body is so wasteful of salt and water. Think of tears and our way of sweating. Other land mammals don’t have this. Water mammals do however. 

Okay anyway I hope you learned something. 

Here’s a source and where you can find more information: X

For more interesting posts like this, go here: X

So. Basically. We were FUCKING MERMAIDS. Damn.

Aug 31
Aug 30

fat-thot:

Tyrantrum has a horn? How can it learn Horn Drill? Does it use it’s tail? So many question …

Aug 30

arssolum:

arssolum:

i entered the friendzone but all I found were enemies

image

fuck you charmin i didnt ask

Aug 30

yy6244:

습작

Aug 30

jumpushfall:

That’s it that’s the whole country

Aug 30

Loki + text posts

Aug 30

imsirius:

The way I dress is really about the message I want to send out to the world about who I am. Growing up in Alabama, I was black. I was poor. I was assigned male at birth — that’s how I like to put it. These things defined me, but I’m not any of these things. Clothes were a way for me to announce to the world who I was. I am not any of these things. This is who I am." - Laverne Cox

Aug 30
Aug 30

jakubdublininc:

animatorzee:

LINK NO

Oh my god. This is what it feels like to see god.

Aug 30
swagittariuss:

callouscartographer:

simnationblog:

Pizza delivery from The Sims (1) to The Sims 4!
Source


#the sims 3 pizza delivery girl looks worn down by life#like her man left her alone with 4 kids and she got fired for going on a total fucking drug fueled bender to cope#her new boyfriend seemed nice at first but then one morning she woke up and he’d stolen everything#including her boxset of buffy#so she loses it#smashes his car windscreen with a fucking baseball bat and gets arrested for property damage#now she’s working as a pizza delivery gal to support herself and her kids#i feel for you sims 3 pizza delivery woman









ok but what is the first one doing where is his pizza
Aug 30
horchathot:

nwtsboy:

keep playin this gon be us


tydelrey21

……not amused horchathot

horchathot:

nwtsboy:

keep playin this gon be us

tydelrey21
……not amused horchathot
Aug 30
Aug 30
  • friend: did you do the homework?
  • me: *nasty Nicki Minaj laugh from Anaconda*